Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wife abuses husband with 5 times a day sexual marathon



I had a good laugh when reading the news that Broody Victoria Beckham demands sex with David five times daily to fall pregnant.

Victoria, who longs for a daughter, has set up a baby chart showing the best times to conceive.

The DailyFill has the story here

Such a tall order for a player who not only uses lots of stamina on the soccer field to beat his opponent, but also has to struggle to keep up with his rampant missus' demands.

David is now recovering from an injury in Los Angeles while Victoria is on a business trip in London.

Earlier, the 34 year old David has told friends that he is limping around with strapping on his Achilles tendon. As a good and obedient husband, David says he is not complaining. But with all the strapping on his foot just getting about is hard enough, let alone bedroom gymnastics five times a day.

Five times a day...! you better believe it. I think David will not only be limping around with a strap, he will also be carrying around a limp dick.

So you see girls, not only men demand extravagant sex from women, but with this example, it is now the other way around. Victoria is really abusing his husband's crotch. 

Now, maybe we've heard about husbands demanding sex many times a day from their wives, and nobody is making any noise...until or unless the wife refuses and the husband would be left with an excuse to stray around...! 

David, now tired after having sex with Victoria 5 times a day

More pics of the couple's photoshot having sex here

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